Post 11

Last night after coming home from walking my roommate to her place of employment, my other roommate and I came into our room to find the largest cockroach in existence on our floor. After fully staring at it for a good two minutes, we both screamed very loudly. The monstrosity began to crawl its ugly little legs towards us. We jumped backwards onto the desk and sink, trying to keep away from it. If things weren't bad enough, the little effer could fly too! He took off and flew right into my roommates face. She swatted it away with a firm slap and it fell to the floor. At this point we're both in hysterics. Not a moment later, our incredibly hot resident assistant, Dan, came into the room; causing us to scream louder since he more or less barged into our room. After assessing the situation, he grabbed the broomstick and started to chase the little bugger.

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All I was doing was looking for some food to feed my family with. I have over 200 children and a wife too feed. I was minding my own business, wandering the trash cans on the street when I saw the lights go off in some window. The window itself was slightly open, and I could smell different aromas coming from it. Instinct took over and I flew in through it. While my eyes adjusted, I quickly assessed that the room was free of predators. I quietly snuck around the shadows looking for the food source; I couldn't find anything. I don't know how long I was looking for, but I guess it was long enough because the lights came on, and two huge monsters came in and started to roar! I tried to escape but the window had somehow shut itself. In my defense I tried to scare one monster, but it deflected me. Then another monster, even bigger than before came into the scene. The first two must have been calling for help. He started to chase me with a stick!